Who is the brothel owner in game of thrones

And perhaps blood pressure medication nearby. A universe must have balance, right? Take Westeros, Essos and the rest of the Known World, for instance. Weiss have certainly achieved that harmony by delivering some of the hottest scenes on TV. Because HBO is a network known for pushing the boundaries, some critics say the abundance of graphic intimacy in GoT is gratuitous. We say those are probably the people who are in dire need of this very list.

So, gird your loins. The following scenes are sure to make you want to pour yourself a glass of Arbor Gold wine and lay your lover down on a furry pelt by the fire. That casts a bit of a pall on this scene, when Daenerys finally takes charge in the bedroom. Make no mistake; this scene is full of weirdness.

This is starting to feel a little bit like naughty Clue, no? Jaime and Cersei in the tower with the Peeping Tom! But we digress. There may be more female nudity scenes in GoT than there are male nude scenes, but the occasional gay scenes definitely leave an impression. What starts here as a simple intimate act of shaving turns into something much steamier when Loras turns his attention further South. Making a monster shadow baby? Not the most scintillating turn-on, if you ask us.

Still, Watching Stannis lay Melisandre down atop a battle map on a massive table is pretty darn scintillating. First of all, floor sex always seems hot. The same can be said for Robb in this moment — the culmination of a whole lot of yearning and anticipation. Jon Snow may not be good at everything, but he apparently is good at oral sex. In a cave. Oh, Oberyn! In fact, some people argue just to make up. Podrick loads up a handcart filled with books containing the financial records, while Ros eyes him.

Tyrion and Littlefinger exchange some words about his new role, and then they part. The trio then go to a separate section of the brothel, however, and Tyrion asks Podrick if he has ever been with a woman, and he answers no. Tyrion explains that he wants to thank Podrick for saving his life during the Battle of the Blackwater, so he and Bronn picked out not one, but three prostitutes to entertain him: Marei , Genna , and a contortionist named Kayla.

Bronn advises him to pace himself as he leaves. Later in his chambers at the Red Keep, Tyrion is looking over the financial records, and laments to Bronn that despite Littlefinger's assurances, the crown is actually heavily in debt to the Iron Bank of Braavos. Podrick then arrives, but gives Tyrion back his money - explaining that after they were done, the whores wouldn't accept it. Tyrion and Bronn are shocked and intrigued to know what exactly Podrick did to them which he describes as "lots of things".

Varys meets with Ros again in the brothel, and she reveals to him that she read his traveling expenses, and believes that he intends to leave the city with Sansa Stark. This causes Varys to warn Olenna Tyrell , who then plans to marry Sansa to her grandson Loras Tyrell after his sister Margaery 's future wedding to Joffrey. Littlefinger, however, has one of his male prostitutes named Olyvar who specializes in men seduce Loras, who mentions while they are having sex that he will marry soon.

Olyvar then reports back to Littlefinger in the brothel, after which Littlefinger informs the Lannisters and Tywin decides to force Sansa to marry Tyrion to thwart the Tyrells' plans. As punishment for this betrayal, Baelish sells her to King Joffrey, who has her tied to one of his bedposts, then shoots her full of crossbow bolts, simply for the thrill of killing her. Olyvar is promoted to run the brothel for Littlefinger, following the death of Ros which Olyvar's spying indirectly led to.

With Littlefinger leaving for the Vale, moreover, this puts Olyvar in much more direct control of the establishment. An embassy from Dorne arrives at the city for the upcoming royal wedding , but Prince Oberyn Martell and his paramour Ellaria Sand decide to ride ahead of the main group from Dorne, and arrive in King's Landing before dawn.

Tyrion accurately surmises that Oberyn - a man "famous for fucking half of Westeros", who after two weeks of boring travel on bad roads has just arrived in the capital city - must be looking for entertainment at one of the city's best brothels. At Littlefinger's brothel, Olyvar is indeed lining up some of his best employees for Oberyn and Ellaria to look over. As it turns out both Oberyn and Ellaria are sexually interested in both men and women.

Ellaria dismisses one girl as too timid, but is impressed by Marei. Oberyn then tells Olyvar to take off his clothes and join him. At first Olyvar protests that he is not on offer, but Oberyn counters that anyone who works for Littlefinger is for sale, then wryly asking if Olyvar has ever been with a prince before. His interest piqued, Olyvar warns that he is wildly expensive but proceeds to disrobe as Oberyn begins to feel him over - until he is distracted by two Lannister guardsmen singing The Rains of Castamere in another room.

Oberyn storms off to confront them despite Ellaria's protests. After they insult Ellaria, Oberyn stabs one of them in the hand with a quickly drawn dagger, and the two retreat to find medical attention. At this point Tyrion and Bronn arrive and make their introductions, despite Ellaria being aroused by Oberyn's outburst. Oberyn offers if they need service at the brothel too, but Tyrion insists that he is married now. They depart the brothel, while Oberyn bluntly recalls to Tyrion that during the Sack of King's Landing , his father Tywin's bannerman Ser Gregor Clegane killed his sister Elia Martell 's children, then raped and killed her too, and that he has come seeking revenge.

While the rest of King's Landing is supposed to be mourning Joffrey's death, Oberyn and Ellaria go ahead with their orgy at Littlefinger's brothel, including Olyvar and Marei. During an interlude, Tywin arrives with his guards, saying he needs to speak with Oberyn in private. Oberyn later explains to Varys that he and Ellaria are actually staying at the brothel possibly because he didn't want to stay in the Red Keep, given that it is where his sister was murdered.

Oberyn invites him to join them but he declines, saying he has never had any physical desires, even before he was made a eunuch. The High Septon turns out to have been secretly a patron of Littlefinger's brothel, engaging in high-priced sexual roleplaying games with prostitutes dressed like aspects of the Seven.

The religious fanatics known as the Sparrows , who have recently become bold enough to enter the city, burst into the brothel led by new convert Lancel Lannister. He declares that the High Septon is a corrupt sinner, and they physically drag him out naked into the streets, striking him and humiliating him by forcing him to walk naked through the crowds.

Trying to build a new alliance between the Crown and the Faith, she gives permission to reforms the Faith Militant , the military order of the Faith of the Seven. Many of their number are Sparrows, now given permission to carry weapons such as cudgels and clubs. They rampage through the streets of King's Landing, and again burst into Littlefinger's brothel - in greater numbers and much more violently.

They ransack the entire brothel attacking patrons and prostitutes, and smashing up the furniture and decorations.

Marei is caught in the middle of having sex and is dragged off naked by her hair. Olyvar tries to intervene but is punched out. He then notices that in a back room the fanatics have cornered two homosexual men who were having sex together, whom they brutally attack it isn't clear if they castrated them or killed them.

Olyvar flees in terror. Littlefinger himself later returns to the capital city at Cersei's request, and subsequently has a clandestine meeting with Olenna Tyrell at his brothel, which remains abandoned and in ruins. The Faith Militant smashed up anything they could find, and painted graffiti over the sexually charged wall paintings such as the Seven-Pointed Star symbol of the Faith or accusations of "sinner!

Littlefinger gazes wistfully over the wreckage, remarking to Olenna that it was an establishment like no other, with a vast range of sexual appetites catered to, desires that didn't even exist until they invented them. Olenna then angrily brings up the arrest of her grandchildren, which is why she has come.

He apologizes and explains that Cersei asked him for the incriminating evidence Olyvar could provide against them; he dared not raise her suspicions by refusing her, and neither silence nor lies were an option either. However, he does intend to make it up to Olenna by providing her with some useful information as well, the same sort he gave to Cersei: a handsome young man. Only now do we know that Cersei is not afraid to kill to protect her family, but three episodes into the series, Baelish wasn't sure his orchestrated conflict would reach a tipping point where he could take out Ned.

Turning Catelyn against Tyrion eventually leads to Catelyn taking the dwarf hostage and inciting the War of the Five Kings. Tension escalated between the Starks and the Lannisters until one fateful hunting trip, when a bore gores and kills King Robert Baratheon.

By this time, Ned knew the secret of the incestuous Queen and was preparing for how to deal with the new King Joffrey. Instead of defend Ned on cue, the City Watch turned on him. Littlefinger probably didn't mind much. There was only one problem: after Ned's death, Cersei tasked Littlefinger to find the missing Arya Stark. He never did. While delivering the secret offer to Catelyn, Littlefinger also noticed that Margaery Tyrell had good ruling qualities about her -- a political mind.

After a smoke baby conveniently killed Renly, Littlefinger devised a plan: wed Margaery to Joffrey. Margery was betrothed to Joffrey. As a reward, Joffrey made Littlefinger the Lord of Harrenhal, where he could rule over one of the creepiest castles it's all melted by dragon fire. With a Lordship, he can finally marry a lady and consolidate power. Varys blocked him by convincing the Lannisters to marry Sansa to Tyrion.

After killing the young king, headed to The Vale with Sansa in tow to make good on his long-promised marriage to Lysa Arryn. We all remember how that worked out: Lysa plummeted through the Moon Door mere days after her betrothal. The legitimate wedding ends up paying off for Petyr, who gets off scot-free after Sansa decides to lie for him to the Lords of the Vale.

A Lord of no lands who invented his own sigil, the mockingbird, rose to become a player in the great game for the throne. With Sansa as a potential bargaining chip for control of the North, Season 7 started with a large part of Westeros under his control. Beginning in Season 5, as his infatuation with Sansa grew, Littlefinger started to make uncharacteristically bad decisions.

Either option clashed with our assumptions of Littlefinger's vast spy network and his love for Sansa Stark. Littlefinger eventually rode with the Knights of the Vale to the Battle of the Bastards and remained content with living by Sansa's side. He never claimed his title of Warden of the North. Instead he expressed interest in the Iron Throne, where Sansa could be his Queen, an ambition that makes his previous maneuver with Cersei absolutely meaningless. As the television adaptation abbreviated and surpassed the plot of George R.

Martin's novels, the show shifted away from medieval politics and sacrificed one of the most efficient political operators. Littlefinger is suddenly cursed with fated decisions and robbed of nuance.